Boys just want to have fun!
This has to be one of the funniest video game related pieces of news ever… And Kids wonder why their parents won’t let them play GTA. Well, now we know…
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad’s credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played “Halo” on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.
(Ed: What have we learned from this? Don’t let your kid order credit cards in your name, dipshit!)
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By Aaron Wakling, 14 May, 2008 @ 9:30 pm
Good Blog. I will continue reading it in the future. Nice layout too.
Aaron Wakling
By Daniel Mitchell, 15 May, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
I didn’t know Hookers took credit cards. I can guess where you swipe the card but where do you enter your PIN?