Xbox Live will be down on the 21st of April for ‘routine maintenance’, between 10am GMT and 6pm GMT (aka 2am-10am PST). That’s most of my gamertime damn it. Ah well. At least I’ll be able to write more stories in that case.

So, your options for Monday are:

• Read a few gaming mags (I know I have a few that I want to read).
• Read a book (Mass Effect: Revelations, anyone?).
• Actually go to school/college/uni?
• Listen to the second GoY Podcast (which I was supposed to be in)
• Rent and complete Bioshock/CoD4/Portal.
• Sleeeep.

Have fun!

A new feature for your lucky eyes and ears!

The day may change at some point, but every week we’ll try to bring you a good ten minutes’ of gaming videos that we think you’ll enjoy.

Here goes, then!

First up, we give in to our fanboy-ish tendencies. The guys at GameVideos go over the latest GTA IV trailer with a fine-tooth cyber-comb. The result: a reassuring feeling that someone out there is actually nerdier than you (plus you won’t have to go home and do it yourself, later)

Next up it’s Ben ‘Yahtzee’ Croshaw’s review of Fable. Mainly because it’s rather comical. Okay, entirely because it’s a ruddy good larf.