GameOnYou, the wily tricksters that we are, have managed to get hold of a copy of the US version of God of War for the PSP.

It was a dark night when we strapped instructions to the back of our underlings and sent them westwards, toward the USA to find us a copy of the much coveted GoW: Chains of Olympus. Sadly only one returned, reporting back that the half of the group had to crash land as a result of achy-breaky pelvis, a severe illness which can only be contracted by underlings within a 100 mile radius of an earthquake. We figured that they would be safe in their natural habitat, Yorkshire, but we predicted wrong. It turns out that the other half went to Hollywood in order to pursue the American Dream. 4 died of Heroin overdose and one of them is starring in a piece for television. He plays the role of the ‘Before’ in an exercise machine informercial. The remaining underling held out the box then collapsed. I later snapped his neck. Read more »